Bloated With Importance 🎈

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Turgid

[TUR-jid]

(adjective) Swollen and distended; or, in reference to language, pompously inflated and unnecessarily complex

The report's turgid prose buried what should have been a straightforward recommendation under layers of jargon and self-importance.